- Dining alone : $25.00
- Numerous boxes of tissues : $10.00
- Movie rental of The Notebook : $7.00
- Cover charge for a night of Foreigner and Bonnie Tyler themed Karaoke : $5.00
- Finding out weeks/months/years later that your ex's life stinks like old, dirty gym socks : Priceless
"There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Karma"