- How to use my outside voice inside
- Road rage on the side of impeccable driving ability
- It is possible to bite through a man's jugular with your hands tied behind your back!
- How to make the "Chloe-scowl" face
- It's all fun and games until your flare gun is used as a weapon
- How to threaten bodily harm to someone with a towel
- If you need your hand removed because of a deadly virus, just 'axe' me.
- I may not have had the opportunity to remove a knife from my own abdomen and throw it at an enemy's trachea, but I have removed a splinter and thrown it at a tree
- Bench press a table
- Headbutt unsuspecting victims
- Regain consciousness