Saturday, February 26, 2011

'Bad Egg' (Original Poem 2/26)

Bad Egg - K.G.

I thought I found my Humpty Dumpty.
I put his heart back together again. 
But he was broken beyond repair. 
Jagged and sharp;
Cutting me like shrapnel.

Beneath the fractured shell 
There was no smooth coating.
Boiling on the surface;
Ready to explode. 
But I was the lone casualty. 
A casualty of love unrequited.

~K.G.



Sunday, February 13, 2011

Roses, Violets, & Stuff

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
But flowers wither and die, 
And chocolate would shoot up your blood sugar, 
So I didn't bother getting you either for Valentine's Day."

Love, 

The Lamest Boyfriend Ever



Saturday, February 5, 2011

Raisins vs. Peas

Something caught my eye. I'm just saying...


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