Sunday, October 16, 2011

Mini Vent Blog: Tights vs. Leggings

There, apparently, seems to be a discrepancy for some women between proper undergarment protocol. 

Tights and leggings are two totally different things. 

Ladies, if you plan on wearing your Flashdance style cut up sweatshirt that barely surpasses your bellybutton in public, please accomodate that with leggings. If you're feeling oh-so-bold, why not try a pair of jeggings? Black tights are transparent and people do not want to see all that when they're trying to enjoy their Caramel Macchiato. Now, that short skirt you've been dying to sass around in or that sexy pencil skirt that hugs all the right curves would go great with a pair of tights. The next time you consider donning a pair of tights as your "pants" of choice, please, just think of the children. Please and thank you.

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2 comments:

  1. Thank you for the PSA I threw up in my mouth while trying to enjoy my cafe late due to this very issue. And it was a grande...all that drink gone to waste. Also I would like to add that if an individual can not perform the dance sequence from flash dance......please do not wear the outfit!

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  2. Not a grande. Yep. That'll do it though. Don't wear the outfit or sit on a chair under a stream of water trying to look sexy.

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