"It's Raining Nails!" - Office Etiquette

I've never traveled internationally, but on Mondays I feel like I've traveled to the Australian Outback. It never fails that on Monday mornings someone a few cubicles over from me always clips his or her finger and/or toe nails. Judging by the amount of time the clippings take, I'd say both sets. *Shivers* I immediately envision tiny, flesh-colored boomerangs ricocheting off my cubicle wall and hitting me in my forehead causing a minor concussion or taking out my eye like Kano from Mortal Kombat. Unfortunately, I don't think these types of injuries are covered under Worker's Comp. Clipping one's nails defies all workplace etiquette. It's disgusting, unsanitary, and is a personal grooming activity that should be done at home. Just imagine one of those suckers landing in your mug of coffee. I'll wait.

Exactly. Disgusting.

All I know is that if these coworkers keep throwing their "boomerangs" around, I'm escaping up a tree with some cute Koalas.

Flawless Victory!

If you've ever wondered what it would look like to see Mortal Kombat's Scorpion execute a "GET OVER HERE!" impalement on Freddy Krueger, then you're in luck! Mortal Kombat 9, for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, will feature Krueger as a downloadable character who will add some slashing to an already slice and dice video game franchise. Now, horror fans will know that Krueger isn't your average benevolent Sandman. In the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise, Krueger is the baddie who brings your worst nightmares to life. In MK: 9 Krueger unleashes carnage on some of your oldest and favorite Mortal Kombat characters. With, not one, but two claws, fire wielding powers, and fatalities that will leave you curled up in the fetal position. The addition of Krueger to a classic is sure to make for an amazing video game experience.