FOX Funnies

Spoiler alert! If you haven't seen the 1/29 episode of New Girl you might not want to read my point #2 below...

I had deemed Tuesday night "Fox Funnies" on account of the hilarious comedy line-up on Fox 50. I usually get home and settled from work right around the time Raising Hope is coming to a close, but I have fallen in love with Ben and Kate and New Girl. While I find The Mindy Project funny, I'm still getting acquainted with it. In a matter of days, my Fox Funnies line-up has changed dramatically.

1. Ben and Kate has, sadly, been cancelled with the fate of the final two episodes left unknown. :(

2. Nick planted a kiss on Jess that was so steamy, romantic, and epic that I rewound my DVR at least 10 times. Then he just dropped the mic and walked off stage. I jest. He just took all that intensity and walked back into his room without looking back. The look of shock and pleasure on Jess' face matched my own because WHO DOESN'T WANT TO GET KISSED LIKE THAT? What's even better is when it's with someone who just adores you. There's just something so sexy about a man who pulls you in, takes your face in his hands, and kisses you like it's a scene straight out of a Nicholas Sparks novel.  This kiss will most definitely change the dynamic of their relationship, especially considering Jess is in a relationship with Dr. Sam, and also the dynamic of the loft. I can't wait to see what happens next, but I hope their newfound passion for one another won't hurt the show any. I have confidence that this will just add to the roomates' quirky lives and world. Personally, my money has always been on Nick because you can just feel the love he has for her. He drops what he's doing for her, protected her from 'Murder He Wrote' guy from her class, and looks at her like she brightens his day. This might sound deep for a 30 minute sitcom, but that kiss was HOT!

Jack Bauer Taught Me...

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One of the greatest shows to ever grace the airways, and FOX network was 24 starring Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer. The word that first comes to mind when I hear the name Jack Bauer is "amazeballs". There aren't too many men who can rescue the president, save the world, torture a terrorist, and make a collect call all in one day. Below are some lessons I have learned from Mr. Bauer's displays of awesomeness:

• How to use my outside voice inside
• Road rage on the side of impeccable driving ability
• It is possible to bite through a man's jugular with your hands tied behind your back!
• How to make the "Chloe-scowl" face
• It's all fun and games until your flare gun is used as a weapon
• How to threaten bodily harm to someone with a towel
• If you need your hand removed because of a deadly virus, just 'axe' me.
• I may not have had the opportunity to remove a knife from my own abdomen and throw it at an enemy's trachea, but I have removed a splinter and thrown it at a tree
• Bench press a table
• Headbutt unsuspecting victims
• Regain consciousness

I will add more lessons learned soon, but some teens just dropped some candy wrappers in my lawn and I'm about to go Jack Bauer batshit. (Feel free to comment and add what you've learned from one of the greatest action heroes ever.) Stay tuned.

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