Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Model Behavior

I was in my first fashion show this past weekend!
Yin and Yang Photography

Oh, yes. I'm a model now. Awesome-sauce!

Anyway, the show was at a downtown, upscale nightclub and was great fun. I hope to do many more. When I got to the end of the runway I "talked" with my eyes. Tyra Banks would be so proud of me!!

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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

"Levitate!" (Mortal Kombat Voice)

I look forward to the day when I have a daughter and I can teach her the art of levitating above the toilet seat, and not letting her pants bunch up on the public restroom floor.

P.S. I hate germs

P.S.S. My kids might just live in a bubble...

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Saturday, September 3, 2011

tearjerkER

After the emotional diarrhea that was season 3 of Hawthorne, I now come to find out that, on the cusp of a major character murder cliffhanger, the show has been cancelled! Having watched Hawthorne since the beginning, and very much enjoying it, I could unfortunately see a decline in ratings and also the adherence of consistent plot. Season 3 included an assault, the death of an unborn baby, marriage problems, infidelity, a love triangle, murder, stalking, and a tear-jerking therapy session.
At the end of each episode I was pooped. My Kleenex and chocolate just could not keep up. I'm sure there is a season 4 plot already created by writers out there and I plan on finding it and discovering where this storyline was going to lead!(Even if only for the first couple of episodes.)

Wish me luck....


Silence


"There are few things sadder in this 
life than watching someone walk away,
after they've left you. Watching the 
distance between your bodies expand, 
till there's nothing but empty space and 
silence."

 ~Someone Like You (2001)


Friday, September 2, 2011

The Baconator

Firstly, any man with the word "Bacon" in his name gets two thumbs up from me. It's like he was born to be awesome. Kevin Bacon is no exception. With an acting career that has spanned three decades and has garnered him Screen Actors Guild, Film Critic, merit awards, and a Golden Globe, it's no wonder people only want to be separated from him by a few degrees.

He also originated and perfected the dance now known to young people as the "Chicken, Noodle Soup" in Footloose. (Yes, folks. He did, indeed.)

Bacon's first major film role was that of Chip Diller in 1978's National Lampoon's Animal House. His career soared after that with a hit movie, or a few, every year following. The 90's was his decade with hits like Tremors, Flatliners, JFK, A Few Good Men, and Apollo 13. The 21st century brought some ups and downs for Bacon, however. Bacon came strong in 2007's Death Sentence, a film loosely based on the novel of the same name, which was a sequel to novel-turned-film, Death Wish. The critically acclaimed HBO miniseries, Taking Chance (2009) earned Bacon Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild Awards. However, films like Trapped and Hollow Man left many feeling like they wanted to be invisible...or hollow? This was also around the time when Bacon's wife, Kyra Sedgwick was "bringing home the bacon" (I'm sorry, I had to) with her hit TNT drama, The Closer.


With a few more misses, comic book movie fans got to see Bacon star as the main villain in 2011's long awaited X-Men: First Class. Sensational. Bacon plays Sebastian Shaw, an energy absorbing mutant and leader of the Hellfire Club. Oozing sadistic charm, Bacon brings a fan-favorite baddie to life on the big screen. Bacon continues going strong, and I can't wait to see what his next string of films will be.


Monday, August 8, 2011

Flawless Victory!

If you've ever wondered what it would look like to see Mortal Kombat's Scorpion execute a "GET OVER HERE!" impalement on Freddy Krueger, then you're in luck! Mortal Kombat 9, for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, will feature Krueger as a downloadable character who will add some slashing to an already slice and dice video game franchise. Now, horror fans will know that Krueger isn't your average benevolent Sandman. In the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise, Krueger is the baddie who brings your worst nightmares to life. In MK: 9 Krueger unleashes carnage on some of your oldest and favorite Mortal Kombat characters. With, not one, but two claws, fire wielding powers, and fatalities that will leave you curled up in the fetal position. The addition of Krueger to a classic is sure to make for an amazing video game experience.